December 18th, 2015

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Kthxbye. What a word.

It's shortening of "k thx bye". The K is short for OK, which is short for oll korrect, which is a facetious alteration of All Correct. thx is short for thanx which is a facetious alteration of thanks which is short for thank you. Bye is short for goodbye, which is an alteration of alteration of God be with you. "kthxbye" is the pinnacle of English's advancement, shortening "All correct, Thank you, God be with you." into seven lowercase letters. Humanity is doomed. Obviously, it is used to end a conversation *fast* that you don't want to be in anymore.
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Friday WTF. Driving licenses gone crazy.


I got my driver's license renewed the other day, which reminded me... Have you ever wanted to put some idiotic selfie of yours on an official document? People would probably do that in their teen age, but apparently there are those who may've not overcome their crazy years, so they've decided to take a dump on their official ID. We may've heard of that Austrian guy who made a point about PC gone too far by deliberately putting a pasta strainer on his head for his driving license and demanding that he be recognized as a follower of Pastafarianism, a mock religion that purports to be worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster. While the folks displayed below may not be having such a politically active reason to look like idiots in their official documents, the very act of making fun with an institution such as personal identity, could send quite a few eyebrows flying.

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