Well, guess what? JetBlue is offering potentially disillusioned voters an opportunity to make good on their vows to throw the towel. A free jet flight out of the country in case their guy ends up at the losing side!
Oh, and the destinations for this daring "dissident" exodus are looking more than promising: such exotic havens like the Caymans, Jamaica, Dominican Rep, St Lucia, Barbados and Costa Rica. Yay for freedom-loving free-thinkers who've had enough of this socialist/fascist/communist/corporatist (insert any other ~ist) nonsensical totalitarian oligarchic cleptocratic statist whatever~ bullshit of a country!
"Fun is one of our five founding values, and in this spirit we decided to give people a chance to recover from the political noise and follow through on their claim to skip town if their candidate comes up short.” -- Actual statement from JetBlue.
Oh wait... You mean they're not offering a permanent exodus? Just having a wee break?
*stomps foot, disappointed*
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