September 23rd, 2012

Quaero togam pacem.

Scandal Rocks Insert Country Name's Government!

Hellooo, dudes and dudettes! Here's our new installment of ridiculously oversimplified and impossibly polarized hypothetical situations, inspired by the NationStates online game, where you're the enlightened supreme ruler of a non-existing, but otherwise highly prosperous and demographically gargantuan imaginary country. One that you're totally free to shape to your liking. Last time we were presented with the possibility of stating the great Olympic Games in your realm, Insert Country Name. Back then, Mr Deek Che Nyeh, a self-appointed intellectual, won by a very narrow margin, arguing in favor of shifting to more intellectual pursuits, such as chess, and the ban of organized sports. Because it's cheaper that way, yo!

But this time, much in line with the monthly topic (oh, did you already vote for the next one btw?), the issue is as follows...


The Issue
A tabloid magazine, The National Incriminator, has revealed the sordid details of an affair between one of your top advisors, Robert Lotsalovin, and his secretary.

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