All right guys, sorry, I know it's still Thursday at most of your places (those living down-under are obviously excluded), but it's well past midnight where I am right now, so it's practically Friday, Dec 21. And still no shroud of darkness engulfing the sky, and no horizon approaching me at the speed of light. And I had stored sooo much food and drinks! Hey, I even joined a nightclub orgy (What. Why are you looking at me like that? There's plenty of them in Phuket), doing things unthinkable and unforgivable in the eyes of the gods - like doing the limbo dance with a pink boa wrapped around my neck, and a banana hat on my head! Can you imagine how hard that is after the stick has reached knee-height? Ehhh? But hey, this is supposed to be the end of the world, no? It could at least be fun, if anything.
I'm still not hearing anything evil coming towards me. What the hell!? *disappointed*
OH WAIT... That last statement could've been a bit premature...
(Fading voice) Oh well. At least it didn't hurt. Much.
You're next. Don't worry. It's not as bad as it looks.