sophia_sadek (sophia_sadek) wrote in talk_politics,

Friday yucks: Don't touch that man!

A charismatic minister approached the first person in line. "What ails you?"

The man responded, "I have been blind since birth."

The minister placed his hand on the man's eyes and said, "I heal you in the name of the Father, in the name of the Son, and in the name of the Holy Spirit."

The man yelled out, "Praise the Lord, I can see."

The minister moved to the next man in line, "Why do you suffer?" A woman with him indicated that he has been deaf since birth. The minister placed his hands on the man's ears and chanted the same magic mumbo jumbo.

"Praise the Lord, I can hear."

As the minister approached the third man in line a woman blocked his way. She said, "Keep your grubby mitts off my son. He has schizophrenia and he's on SSI."
Tags: nonsense, offtopic
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