"Melih Gokcek said investigations needed to be carried out on a "seismic vessel" which had been in the vicinity of the Aegean coastal town of Canakkale on Monday when a small earthquake struck, the latest in a series of tremors in recent days. "No matter what they say, I'm still worried about the possibility of an artificial earthquake," he wrote on Twitter, adding that the "Gulenist Terrorist Organisation" (FETO) had planned an earthquake before."
By the way, this isn't the first time that the Ankara mayor has accused evil foreign powers in plotting earthquakes to undermine the Turkish economy. In February he said the quake in the western provinc eof Canakkale may've been organized by dark forces as well.
But yeah. Every nation deserves exactly the rulers that it gets. And this one is no exception.
I say all earthquakes should be immediately detained and declared closet Gulenists. Oh, and we could do something about those HAARP tornados while we're at it. And don't forget the chemtrails, either.