The Dailyquote list for May-August follows here... (to be regularly updated)
"Grilled jihadists? I don't think they'd be too tasty, what with all this fasting around Ramadan."
"What is this aversion to vowels y'all in the Balkans have?"
"Consonants make our Shopska salad and doner-kebab tastier. Vowels, on the other hand, make our Rakia more diluted."
"The Boy Scouts had me convinced alcohol and camping don't mix. Worst advice ever."
"What should probably cause quite a few heads across the Pond to assplode is the fact that most societies in Europe are able of having election campaigns that are 1 or 2-3 weeks up to a month long, not spend billions for elaborate campaigns, and still have functional democracies. Go figure."
"What does it profit a man to gain the whole world, but lose the general consensus on climate change?"
"The whole world?"
"You know something must have gone terribly wrong when North Korea starts lecturing you about environmental responsibility, and when WalMart and other corporations start to appear more responsible than yourself."
"Of course, Putin is to blame for everything that goes wrong in the world. From Beyonce's lates[t] album being shit to crop circles not being exactly round."
"Methinks the Trumpster doth need 'bit more covfefe."
"Weird times - people who don't think the US should be leader want the US to lead more, and people who want the US to be leader want the US to lead less..."
"Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I will say it again. That is the position world leaders tend to put themselves in. And there is no one else they could blame for it but themselves."
"2017: meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Only much more douchey."
"The White House's version of events counters the White House version of events."
"It may not be a complete sound case for [Comey's] firing - but the countless clips and tweets from Democrat politicians and pundits saying Comey should be fired should count for something."
"That's the thing with extrapolations. They only work as a mathematical construct."