underlankers (underlankers) wrote in talk_politics,

Once again the Vatican has dared to interfere in US politics:

The clergy and elite of the Roman Catholic Church have all done it again.


We must beware lest in allowing Papist influence into the sacred secular nature of US politics we risk for ourselves a theocracy. Sure, it might be fine with this particular topic, but a little here, a little there, and we'll be rendering unto Caesar via our top-secret dimension-hopping Architects of Fear Cabals that will seek to eradicate war by turning some poor sap into a Thetan. Remember you heard it here folks, Caesar is coming, and home the Romans bring their bald whoremonger, fellows lock your wives away! ;)

But in all semi-seriousness, it's always good when a religious elite holding to the flat creator of the material Earth is plane right by virtue of agreeing with me, as opposed to disagreeing with me, at which point they turn into the super-secret cabal of doomy doominess of doomy doom.

So how about it folks, shall we render unto Caesar mild approval for agreeing with us and finger-wagging and cries of 'shame, shame' when Caesar disagrees with us?
Tags: caesar, church, satire
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